🐈 WANT A FLOOF-FREE HOUSE WITHOUT A FUR FIGHT?
4 rescue cats. Too much hair. One epic cat grooming list.
🐾 SEYMOUR HERE…WE NEED TO TALK.
We love being fabulous, but you know what we don’t love?
Fur tumbleweeds.
Sneezy hoomans.
Being called “the hairy one.”
After YEARS of living that shed-heavy life, our hoomans finally found the holy grail:
a grooming routine that actually works.
No more daily vacuuming. No more itchy eyes.
Just silky coats and peaceful vibes.
This is our official STRAYZ-approved grooming list — everything we actually use to keep our floof(ssss) in check.
🥇 OUR #1 GROOMING TOOL
The Steam Groomer Brush
SEYMOUR SAYS:
"I expected to hate it. I was wrong. It's like a spa massage that also removes my loose fluff. Elite."
Why we’re obsessed:
✔️ Steam = Less Static & More Soothing
✔️ De-sheds like magic (goodbye, couch fur)
✔️ Loosens dander & dirt without yanking our fur
✔️ Works on long-haired drama queens (like Yebba)
Bonus: Mama actually purrs during grooming now. That’s how good it feels.
🧰 OTHER TOOLS WE SWEAR BY:
Because grooming isn’t one-and-done.
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1. Yuntop 2-Pack Self-Groomer
YEBBA SAYS:
"Why chase the brush when the brush can come to me? I pass by, I rub, I conquer."Soft bristles massage AND grab loose fur as I stroll by
Catnip pocket included = automatic addiction 😻
Perfect for busy floofs who prefer self-care over effort
Pro Tip: Have an understanding that your cat WILL be using this as a brush.. on a wall.. it WILL chip your paint. You may want to snag some of these extra wall stickies to re-up when your chonky boi’s (seymour..) knocks it off the wall!
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2. Cat Steam Groomer Brush
SEYMOUR SAYS:
"Look, I’m not proud of needing a butt trim… but these clippers get it done FAST and quiet. No judgment. No drama."Why we’re (mostly) cool with it:
✔️ Super quiet motor = no scary buzz sounds
✔️ Cordless = No wrestling with wires mid-butt trim
✔️ Two speed options for fast or delicate work
✔️ Easy to clean (because, well… you know)Pro Tip: Take your time, use treats, and don’t rush the process. We’ll fight less if you respect the floof.
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3. Oneisall Cat Clippers for Matted Hair
SEYMOUR SAYS:
"Look, I’m not proud of needing a butt trim… but these clippers get it done FAST and quiet. No judgment. No drama."CALLIE SAYS:
"If you’ve got the patience to create a zen grooming vibe, these clippers work wonders. My floofy back end? Flawless."Why we’re (mostly) cool with it:
✔️ Super quiet motor = no scary buzz sounds
✔️ Cordless = No wrestling with wires mid-butt trim
✔️ Two speed options for fast or delicate work
✔️ Easy to clean (because, well… you know)Pro Tip: Take your time, use treats, and don’t rush the process. We’ll fight less if you respect the floof.
😸 Ready to conquer the fluffiest parts?
Browse the whole STRAYZ-approved cat grooming list on Amazon: